Monday, January 23, 2023

Es peligroso

 I get that question all the time. And yes it is dangerous .

We're calling it Black Thursday here, the day they arrested Chapo's son in Culican and the government was so scared of revenge that they shut the city of Mazatlan down....period....no buses no open stores no nothin . Granted there were a few cars set on fire and of course up the road where the shoot out was 29 people were killed but here in Maz it was just weirder that it was scary . Now ten days later life is normal but with just a few more of the military convoys and helicopter fly overs that are a show of force that we're all used....so if you want to know the number one danger here it's this, by far .

Now you're saying " what the hell is that " ?......it's concrete of course . I was taught that you mixed in a wheel barrel but here in Mexico any flat surface will do. It's mixed and the repairs are made and then this gets left so that unwary walkers can catch a toe, vault forward and walla....a trip to Marina hospital for a broken hip. You can't imagine how many people get hurt walking in Mexico , happens routinely.

So a veteran ( like myself who has tripped many a time but was blessed with 9 lives and only taken off layers of skin ) learns to scan ahead so you see whats coming, you know , keep your head down and don't Barney Google to much. Then there's the uniformity issue like this :
Then the there's the to narrow to get through on the busiest narrow street issue :
Years ago one of friends was scoping out the local personalities when he did a Carl Wallenda off of one these....They are every where , our poor buddy face planted and looked like a 82 year old UFC fighter.
So my advice is simple...if you see an elephant on a garage door don't keep walking as you take in the wonder of it ...STOP....check it out, take your pic and then scan ahead and continue , you'll be just fine in this peligroso environment .
The next big danger in Mazatlan , Sinaloa Mexico is the food...and I'm not talking about getting the tourista or the Imodium diner  because all you have to do with that is don't eat from anybody that doesn't have business . The busy places turn over the food so it's always fresh and soooo good, that's the problem.
There I am eating the red Jalisco style Menudo that is traditionally served on Sundays as  a hang over cure. It is just so clean and tasty, the tripe in it has a texture you will come to like and it hydrates in the most wonderfully flavorful way . So what's the problem ???? well the food is so good that without discipline you can gain the Mazatlan kilo's that I used to. I'd go in the gym 3 months before our winter in Mexico and work my butt off to lose 10 pounds just so I could put them back on starting with our first night in Mazatlan when we go to F.I.S.H. and have Clam Chowder with an Oyster Poo Boy and the largest drat beer ever sold to man....How's about these Coconut Shrimp at El Mimmen ?
And hows about authentic Sinaloa style potato taco's at El Tunnel . They're served with the veggies over and not in and then you have a wonderful consommΓ© sauce to pour over....it'll make a Bull Dog break his chain.
And of course part of the eating to much problem is the part where it's so affordable. If you love good Mexican food like we do it's impossible to spend more than twenty bucks for the two of us....tonight we're going to Taco's Martin for the Lengua ( tongue ) tacos that I like and the Vampiro's El Pastor that MP likes .
FISHING REPORT
Well I've over done it which is something I'm good at and am just now getting over a pinched nerve in my neck that took me out of the game for a while....But we've had a shift change here at Team X and things are getting exciting, many Corvina and Robalo to be caught and then there's this.....my buddy Steve with a really noble Toro, the kinda fish that can jerk the guts right of your reel .
So I'll end this Mile 14 edition with a song . I wish you all could be here to hear it person cause I know I said I wanted to be out there more...So I'm on the hunt for a place to welcome me and my three chord country  sometimes in the key of C . This time of year I've always entertained here in our building but the vibe has changed and it bothers me...I'd never want to be responsible for any hurt feelings with other musicians and for me in this stage of my life if things bother me I ain't doing them. I've been an outsider my whole life and I guess I still am . Period .  So if any of you Mazatlan friends need a picker call me at BR 549.....Hope you like the song, I didn't think I could hit the highs like Charlie Starr does but.....


 



Thursday, January 5, 2023

And in the Sunset of

 our lives we become to see.....hehe...just kiddin ya . But ya gotta admit that's a hell of a lead in . Every sunset we kinda joke through it like I've joked through most of my life and every now and then I'm effected by what I can't control and what I have trouble dealing with like everybody else. Well this New Years edition of Mile 14,398 south ain't gonna be that , although I've certainly had enough of that in 2022 that I could fill some serious columns , this is about going forward - there's only one direction and only one speed and you all know that .

New Years day furnished us with this perfect Naval Assist as I call it. We all watched the new owner of the Patricia Belle push towards the harbor and many of us said " do you suppose it and the sunset will collide "?  and it did.....we're off to a great start in 2023 . Do you suppose the skipper knows the power of the sunseta and times it for us ?  If he does, he's a brilliant wonderful guy that I gotta be friends with, if he doesn't, we all thank you anyway.
I got this sunseta just last night. Me and MPeasy like the new so we often go elsewhere for sunset and last night we were on the malecon 4 miles from home.  There's a certain energy that you just don't get on our beach, maybe it's the demographics, we have an aging community and downtown is about kids, families and romancers....like us. Then it's a short one more mile up to Taco's Martin which is by the far the best we've ever come across and we've become regulars , thank you Duane Curtis for helping us find the best tacoqueria  in Mazatlan....MP loves the El Pastor type and me, well I like the Lengua which is slow cooked tender and perfectly spiced tongue. The condiment are delivered to you table unlike some places that have a condiment bar....we're kinda health conscious . So a ballenon of couse Pacifico the official fuel of Mazatlan 2 vampiros el pastor , 2 tacos Lengua , 2 charro beans come to 250 pesos, 13 bucks of american lettuce. OH, I forgot about the wonderful roasted onions.
On the New Year we did what we call our ' up and over ' hike. We take the green bus to the end of the line and then walk up and over the big hill and enter downtown from the south....you that follow mile 14 have seen this many times....this time it was different, strangely. Usually I'm not a big fan of graffiti although I do find it interesting . I kinda consider graffiti to be like gossip, you really don't need it but it can also be good. In fact I wrote a song about gossip when I was told by a person I'd never met that they had heard I was crazy in love with MP so I guess this is the viewing message of that....it was everywhere.


Here's a pic of the type of terrain that this message was resounding from. I don't know if just one person did it all or if it is a movement....in any case thanks to who ever you are and if you did this all alone I gotta meet you and be friends...did I say that once before today ?,,,,mmm. 
I guess the theme of the day has turned to love so here's a pic of MP and Slah , two of the most interesting people I've been able to call friends. We're hoping to get Slah and his wife Maria to visit us in the USA where we can shower them with new experiences and the beauty of my new home State.
Back before my guide season I used to make a list of goals on a chalk board in my gear shed. Most of them were about making $$$$ and keeping me on a steady course . Well, we're past those standards so I hate to call them resolutions but here's  10 things that are my focus for 2023....

1. Health : finally I WILL make 185 pounds . I've been working hard and am now stable ( weight wise that is ) at 190 .  Once I hit my goal and stay there I 'll set a new one . I absolutely have to avoid the Knee problem's that everybody in my family has endured.

2. Walleyes : I gotta learn how the heck to catch these babies as predictably as I used to salmon. I wanna catch and have 20 pounds of fillets so I can have a party and deep fat fry for all my neighbors and all my new friends .

3. New friends : in order to feed em ya gotta make em .

4. Music : after a lifetime I like my sound and I know that it 'stands up ' as we musicians say. I enjoy entertaining, after all it's been my whole life one way or another so I hope to be out there more. 

5. Gin : I quit buying it about a month ago. I've always wanted to be good at things but being good at Gin ain't really something to hang your hat on . I realized that it was making me kinda sleepy sooooo as my friend Dan once said "  we need a life of balance " .

6. Fun and travel....I know it sounds selfish and maybe it is, I don't care . But happiness works this way , make yourself  happy first and then the world will come along . Happiness is a tree and I'm the trunk.

7: Cheap shot coming : gotta write more. when I'm dead and gone I want people to say " man that guy could say the same damn simple thing in 458 different ways .
8 : Happy new year to everybody, we love ya all.....

9 : gotta go fishing again with Ty Tobias....miss ya buddy.

10: πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’—

wew, got all ten, I was a little worried for a while.






Thursday, December 15, 2022

Lucky Man

I been that way my whole life . Now in the military they say luck is where preparation meets opportunity but for me it's just simply curiosity and just a 6th sense that  I listen to in myself that leads me to right place at the right time ...and so it goes in Mexico....How many people do you know who will get on a bus they've never been on just to find out where it goes ?  Me and MPeasy have done it quite a few times. Here in Mazatlan it goes like this - you end up in a Colonia that you've never seen and generally end up in that area's biggest shopping area where you get off and wander and wonder . You jump the same bus name going the other direction and walla, you've made your own luck.

That's my second nice Snook of the season. It's mid morning and well after I've had my yoga nap. I'm trying to read on the terrace and the sun is frustratingly shining onto my tablet making it hard to see the print. I notice the foamy water and tell MP I'm gonna go catch a robalo and get the stick with a green rubber swim fish with a chartreuse tail. I don't get my tackle satchel because I have a feeling that I'm not fishing long....walla.....4 cast later and I'm hooked up. I put ol slimey safely near the shower and hurry down for another cast. I feel the bite and he's gone immediately . I check out the hook and my rubber has been bit in half and I think the wiggling tail has much to do with the lures effectiveness so I'm done fishing . I gifted him to a friend as a Christmas present.....lucky, lucky , lucky is what Chick Kishbaugh used to say.

I remember an Indy 500 win by one of Roger Penske's guy when the race leader crashed on the last lap and Roger's driver won .  An interviewer observed that they got ' pretty lucky ' when Roger quipped "  people who work hard get pretty lucky ".  Here's a pic of our new friend Kurt with his first outstanding Robalo for which he invested hours and days  of casting always knowing that he was getting closer and closer to the catch....which he released giving him a karma bank account to fall back on....
We've all heard the euphemism " I'd rather be lucky than good ' ....well I don't see it that way , in my life I've always wanted to be good and lucky or really good at lucky . The other day I changed lures probably 7 or 8 times before I finally caught a snapper on a small Ernie endorsed rubber swim fish . I released the fish as we were in the middle of a red tide and I just had a feeling....how many people do you know who would take off the proven lure right after a catch....well I was feeling lucky so I gave the brightly colored swim fish the hook and put on a dull red bigger one  and a few casts later had this guy. 
Now if you wanna experience the magic that comes with luck or really is luck ya gotta go in search. You ain't gonna find the silver lining by only looking at the outside. Me and MPeasy love all things Mexico....Carnaval- gotta go...Day of Dead - we come early for that one...Feast  of  Our Lady of Guadalupe - we're in....what could be cuter than kids dressed up as Juan Diego who was lucky enough in 1531to be granted three times the vision of the Virgen Mary who's likeness was etched onto the shirt that he wore and then wrapped roses into to take back to town. What can be cuter than this ?  I 'll answer first.....nothin .

Two blocks surrounding the Cathedral are packed with food carts and picture booths. I throw some lettuce into the offerings bowl that a couple of priests were holding as people made their way into the church, I think of my mom and know she'd like that...So then it's time to quit lookin at all the wonderful fresh food and eat it, MP has a weakness for Churro's . How's about these hotcakes ? We kinda noticed a sweet theme with the food, after all it's all about kids .
So Christmas in coming with our annual Christmas concert . Then first Friday art walk and of course New Years eve when we lie in the sand and look at the stars to prepare for another trip around the sun. I'm even making a resolution and I'll do it right now. I promised at least two  Mile 14 episodes a month to match my new lifestyle and I know I've been just barely making that....I'll try harder in 2023 because....I love you all and really appreciate your interest in this quest that I'm on. Merry Christmas my friends !!!! 



Monday, November 21, 2022

Yawner

 Yup, that first day I caught a snapper and released it seemed to be the entire highlight reel for Team X 2022....Now I've heard my Minnesota fishing friends tell me they call the Muskie the fish of 10,000 casts, well I don't know if that's true or not but if it is this nice Robalo I finally caught is the fish of 25,000 casts. I got him a week ago and I kept delaying my urge to post a Mile 14 update because I just knew there would be more.....nope , just a yawner . 

My friend Raphael who did a wonderful job remodeling our condo was on the beach and I had just told him that the first nice Snook I caught would be a thank you gift for him. As he was exercising I got bit and we both thought Toro until it jumped and then the coaching started. But he entirely swallowed a home made Pluma that Alejandro gave me last year it wasn't getting off. Here's a pic of Raphael and me with his families supper.
As the days drug onto this edition of Mile 14 I caught a Toro about every third day....so, Team X is disappointed and one of our stalwarts and well connected members decides we should try fishing bait on the bottom with live shrimp that are exceptionally hard to get . But Willie gets it done for us and 2 mornings ago at daylight we are all fishing on the bottom with the bait no fish can resist mmmm....well....the can't but they did and we found out that what Alejandro calls the Devil Fish can't resist them either . We caught not one, not two but four of these Skates.....did anyone ever tell you that's what Scallops are made of ? That's another story.
The photo of the week had to be this one...Ol Dan Stewart is a busy guy. As he's gently and respectively releasing a Toro he's scanning the surf for bait or any signals of pescado. He builds lures , ties teasers , fishes for hours and even has his own tech at the Shimano repair center in California....never ceases to amaze me. This guy is in 78 and the rest of the fishing world is in 33 and 1/3 .
Where else in the world can you roll out of bed and go straight to saving the planet ? Through the years I've seen many a Sea Turtle here and their nests. The Mexicans treat them as endangered and we always help them along when ever we can, but rare they ain't ! This nest here was only one of four that we've found in the last three weeks. It was up against the seawall and Kurt and Raphael excavated it so we could save the future a dangerous hike to the H20 .

So with all this excitement going on how's about the timeline for my typical day....

4:30....outa bed , read two papers, Helena and the Anchorage daily news.

6:00 ...sun up, on the beach fishing and of course talking.

8:00 ....meet MP after her walk with the girls for breakfast.

9:00 ...first nap, we call this one the yoga nap as the girls do yoga on the ocean terrace while I sleep to the sounds of the downward dog

10.00 to 2:00...read on the Terrace , two tostados for lunch and a Pacifico followed by the 2nd nap

2:00 to 3:30....get my 10,000 steps. I like to bus it into the gold zone then walk the 4 miles back . I 'm finally making progress and have my weight down to a steady 190 and a respectable body mass index of only 33 %.....headed for the fabled 185 and boy do I feel good.

3:30 to 4:30....hot tub the aches and pains....

4:30 : ..wait for legal cocktail time....

5:00....have a tall orange and practice 6 or 7 seven songs on the guitar

5:30...on the terrace for sunset and fellowship

6:30 .....start the barbecue and overcook what ever todays menu item is

7:00 until 3rd nap in the recliner.....Oak Island mystery , Gold Rush , Yellowstone ( still looking to see myself in that one )....

REPEAT







Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Normally different

 That title doesn't make sense to you ? Well....Ya know one of the unfair things in life is that anything can become routine if you let it. So that's my mission to approach things I've done over and over in a new light, a new day and a new outlook, things here in Mexico are normal.....but different.

Like one of our first sunsets...look how close I got to getting  the always allusive avian assist.  He wasn't lined up perfect like the a shot I got back on January 17th 2004 but it's a pretty darn cool assist.

We hit Maz at 5:00 p.m. and I had my fishing gear out at 5:04....it took me a couple dozen casts and I had my first consumable which I released to bank some karma . There was nobody on the beach to help with a photo so I had to settle for a sand scene. The last few mornings I've really enjoyed being alone on the playa, we are a few of the first snowbirds to arrive....you know me , like a bad house guest I'm always the first to arrive and the last to leave.
I hadn't seen my friend Alejandro so I wasn't to surprised when I walked out in the twilight of sun up and knew it was him in the surf feeling around for sand crabs to use for his set line bait. 
They call them Conchita's and the snapper just love them. Years ago at the Mayan Palace my first Mexican friend Daniel showed me how to feel for them with your in feet and then grab then when the wave recedes. I've gotten pretty good at it through the years. At first I would use the easy method and watch for a sandpiper or an Oyster Catcher hunting for them and then shooo the bird off and get his crab.
I guess I'm kind of an expert on this stuff in Mazatlan, of course whenever I used the word expert my friend Ralph ImHolte would remind me that an ex is a has been and a spirt is a drip under pressure. So many people have generously showed me the way and it's my mission to do the same...so many people....Carlos Laggette, Slah Salhi , Kiki Isquiredo , Antonio Lopez, Ramon Lizzaraga, Gabriel  . Mario , Sergio Tirado , Ernie Mills and Tim Lockwood, Dan Stewart and this man....Alejandro who I've known for 20 years . Thanks to all of you and I know there are so many I can't print them all....Jason .
As Alejandro and I chat I cast and cast and a toro jumps on the line . Another release and we have a good laugh at the suggestion that we set a up Toro only tournament with a handicap system for gringo's.
On the world famous I used to tell people that the river is always changing, everyday is different as it's a living thing just like us and the salmon it provides for. Well the same is true for the beach and with this seasons 3 near misses by Hurricanes it has changed so much that it's making my everyday life difficult because there is literally 12 to 15 feet of sand  missing and now even a small tide comes up to the seawalls. It's semi dangerous to wade in front of the seawall because when the bigger wave comes you can get smeared against the cement. I learned as a set net commercial fisherman that every 7 th wave is larger so you watch and count...and then run to the other end of the seawall. Here's a pic of a wall that me and Dan normally set our surf satchels on or sit on and have a protein bar breakfast. 
So the other night I ordered our new Limo over to take us out to F.I.S.H. for an oyster Po Boy and an extra Large Pacifico. 
We finished out the week with a Sunday morning bike ride with a stop at our favorite Menudoteria. I always have regular Menudo and MP went with the Barria....life is good and we are soooo happy to be back in Mazatlan. and from a creative perspective the Staff is really happy that I have more to write about than Zuchini's and other normally different things in Montana. I just loaded a new SD card in my camera so I'll be in the watch AND be playing some music real soon. Tonight we are going to old town for the Day of the Dead celebration and will over night at the La Siesta like we do,  should get some great costume photo's and the always unusual free beer truck....so come on back ya'all.








Friday, October 14, 2022

On Big Fish

 As I prepare to jump the jet in 10 days for Mazatlan I've been thinking a lot about my hobby, my vocation and my quest to be a better person and have a happy life. And it occurred to me it's all the same thing. All that I know applies to all I do....make sense ? So, I was thinking about how big fish really define the quest and I have a few insights to share .

This summer on one of the really good days we had one of my fishing buddies said something to the effect that he never really expects to do as good as we did that day, he was surprised. Well, for me I expect to do well every time and each next fish is going to be the big one . Through my years of guiding I even came to the point where I enjoyed the slow fishing better than the fast and furious fishing. I'd look at it as more of a challenge, a bigger mystery to solve....I've never caught  a ' fish of a lifetime '  because my lifetime ain't over .  

Here's pic of the first grande King Salmon I ever wrestled . Me and my friend Paul Kelly went fishing until 4:00 a.m. to get him. Paul who had lost a hand in an industrial accident got him in the net and it was ON...and the outcome was in doubt for quite a spell.
So here's list of the things I've noticed about big fish....You know how I like a list, it's as close to having any order as we ever get here at Mile 14 , Montana Bureau.

1. you hear in fishing circles " the little ones taste better than the big ones "....well, you hear that from people who don't catch the big ones.

2. You hear " I like Red Salmon better than King Salmon ".... well you hear that from people who don't catch King Salmon.

3. And ouch....when somebody loses a big fish you hear " well I was going to release him anyway "....get your pic first, then release....
4.  If you're going to spend your life chasing grande sized slimey's ya gotta take the time to learn the fine art of the pose. My buddy Lowell knows the way and I personally think he should have had and Adjunct Professor position at the Kenai River Guide Academy .
Now for the nuts and bolts of the chase.

5. Now this might sound stupidly obvious but...Fish where the fish are !  Lots of fish = lots of big fish. Few fish = few big fish .

6. No Laziness. Fresh leader, sharp hooks, fresh bait , start at sun-up , end at sun-down . In Montana if you use wigglers, make sure they're wiggling, ol slimey can tell the difference me thinks.

7.Those that know me know what's lucky number 7...eat Licorice. 

7 . A ....use scents. Shoot the locks off that wallet and support Phil at the  Pro Cure Company.....you're going to need Anise oil , sardine butter  and here in Moootana if you ain't got 40 bucks worth of Berkley Gulp products you're wasting time and maybe oughta take up golf.

8. Mental  imaging . I learned this from a friend who kicked field goals for a living . He told me about a kind of self hypnosis drill he would do and see himself accomplishing what he wanted to do....Well I do that daily now and wallla, no surprises because I've done it all before .

9. Don't brag.....ever....bad ju ju to follow if you do.

10. Being confident is not bragging....Ali said " it ain't bragging if you can do it ".

12. Share all and any things you know. Share lures, I love to give away the good stuff, makes me feel like a missionary. Oh....and share your licorice. 

13. Catch and release.....the bigger the better....salmon have between 1500 and 3000 eggs of which one of your buddies just might catch as an adult in a few years.

14.  Notice the small things. Many small things = a big thing. Notice trends, notice fellow fisherman's success , or lack of . Notice the environment. to hot, to cold . Hot wind ? or a steady breeze...it all shapes the day.

15. Show respect. I've seen Humpies kicked back into the water many a time. One day  in Mexico on a hot Toro bite people were throwing the released fish back into the ocean. I quit fishing so people wouldn't think I was a part of that. So just be gentle , bend over , place old slimey in the water until he's feeling like swimming and give him a big ol smiling adios. 



16. Have fun. Through the years I've heard professional people advise to not mix business with pleasure. Well, I respectively and strongly disagree. I think you can make anything, and I mean anything better by throwing in a healthy dose of levity . In my career the thousands of people I've fished with might tell you they don't remember the fish exactly but they certainly remember having fun....and laughing .

17. Any questions ? 
Well , if you're still reading this I'll leave you with a short song from the Movie Tender Mercies  with Robert Duval . I played this song just a couple times before I sang it for you, it was like I just new it . I've had that experience a few times in my life....when ya just know and that's simply magic. So I guess let's all just let it ' flow ' and I'll  post pics from Mazatlan real soon , hope ya come back to Mile 14.